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Apr 11Liked by Joe Welker

1.When you're driving, you're keeping your eyes on the road, while looking outside the window. Implies you are...

2. You're driving in a blizzard on a side road, you get stuck and lost and you don't have your cell phone. You need shelter. But you have shelter, because you are inside.

3. Highway patrol pulls you over and tells you to stay inside your vehicle.

4. You are driving a convertible. It starts raining. Just a little bit. You decide to keep the top down. Are you inside or outside?

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Apr 9Liked by Joe Welker

Have you ever spent the day driving in the car and when you finally got to your destination, needed to get outside after having been cooped up all day? (I don’t know your girlfriend, but I think she’s got you on this point.)

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Apr 7Liked by Joe Welker

Look, I’m not saying that the car itself is not outside on the road. I’m just saying that anytime you tell me to “get in the car,” I will give you grief.

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